Word Attention Grabbers

29 Dec

In an immature effort to attract new readers, I just wanted to do a post with a bunch of random words.  As the biggest search words that I have for my blog being ‘ELEVATOR BUTTONS’ (which I wrote about in depth HERE), I thought maybe I should expand my discovery via search engines into a bigger, broader territory.

I want to put down words that would attract a certain breed of people that might be interesting.  No, I’m not going to write the popular words that tons of people search for online  (like PORN, GIRLS and NAKED).  Nope.  (Although, I guess I just contradicted myself by typing those just now.)

So, let’s list some words AND phrases that will hopefully attract some new readers!

EXPIRED CAP’N CRUNCH

HOW TO PICK UP WOMEN (WITH YOUR ARMS)

LOOSE BAR STOOLS

BISQUICK ANNONYMOUS

SNOW REMOVAL MIAMI FLORIDA

CATS THAT ENJOY TOFU

WEIRD SCABS

BLIND DATING SERVICES

SPORTING BADS

HOW TO TIE A THAI

MALE PATTERN BALDING TIRES

THE DEFINITION OF ‘DEFINITION’

UNEMPLOYED SESAME STREET CHARACTERS

LIST OF GERBILS IN THE CHICAGO AREA

GROUND TRAVEL BY AIRPLANE

PANHANDLING CAREERS

And probably the most effective:  POINTLESS BLOGS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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8 Responses to “Word Attention Grabbers”

  1. philosophermouseofthehedge December 29, 2011 at 9:48 am #

    Too funny – good luck! Write on!

    • w101njf December 29, 2011 at 5:59 pm #

      Thanks! Hope the people that look these words up enjoy as well.

  2. bearman December 30, 2011 at 10:02 am #

    Better someone find you via “loose bar stools” than “loose stools”

    • Nate Fakes December 31, 2011 at 1:30 pm #

      I suppose. I think on this blog anything “goes”

  3. gardenfreshtomatoes December 30, 2011 at 11:51 am #

    I finally realized what you left off your list…gotta put Jesus in there, somewhere.
    That’ll bring ’em.
    Maybe “cheesus” or “Breesus” too…
    Just a thought…

    • Nate Fakes December 31, 2011 at 1:31 pm #

      I think if you leave that word in the comment section (like you did), that counts, right?

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