Word Attention Grabbers
December 29, 2011In an immature effort to attract new readers, I just wanted to do a post with a bunch of random words. As the biggest search words that I have for my blog being ‘ELEVATOR BUTTONS’ (which I wrote about in depth HERE), I thought maybe I should expand my discovery via search engines into a bigger, broader territory.
I want to put down words that would attract a certain breed of people that might be interesting. No, I’m not going to write the popular words that tons of people search for online (like PORN, GIRLS and NAKED). Nope. (Although, I guess I just contradicted myself by typing those just now.)
So, let’s list some words AND phrases that will hopefully attract some new readers!
EXPIRED CAP’N CRUNCH
HOW TO PICK UP WOMEN (WITH YOUR ARMS)
LOOSE BAR STOOLS
BISQUICK ANNONYMOUS
SNOW REMOVAL MIAMI FLORIDA
CATS THAT ENJOY TOFU
WEIRD SCABS
BLIND DATING SERVICES
SPORTING BADS
HOW TO TIE A THAI
MALE PATTERN BALDING TIRES
THE DEFINITION OF ‘DEFINITION’
UNEMPLOYED SESAME STREET CHARACTERS
LIST OF GERBILS IN THE CHICAGO AREA
GROUND TRAVEL BY AIRPLANE
PANHANDLING CAREERS
And probably the most effective: POINTLESS BLOGS
Too funny – good luck! Write on!
Thanks! Hope the people that look these words up enjoy as well.
Better someone find you via “loose bar stools” than “loose stools”
I suppose. I think on this blog anything “goes”
I finally realized what you left off your list…gotta put Jesus in there, somewhere.
That’ll bring ‘em.
Maybe “cheesus” or “Breesus” too…
Just a thought…
I think if you leave that word in the comment section (like you did), that counts, right?
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[...] I thought putting in some search engine words would help us out here – AND IT HAS! However, I’ve found that people looking for a List of Gerbils in the Chicago Area rarely return after finding me. To see what I’m talking about, CLICK HERE. [...]